WANTED

One large burley fellow,
Goes by the nickname Shrek,
Soft and kind hearted on the inside,
But quite overwhelming in stature.
Willing to lay the law if needed.
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Is guilty of…
wooing his wife
playing with his kids
bringing home the bacon
serving an honorable mission
holding the priesthood
inspiring scouts
telling funny jokes (to most)

cruisin' in the crown vic
kicking your trash on xbox
a bald head
being loved by many
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If you come across a man

matching this description,
please wish him a very

Happy Birthday!
And watch out, he’s a quick draw.
We love you SAM!!