Monday, January 5, 2009

redneck...i mean REDHEAD WOMAN!! (a late birthday tribute)

In honor of Tiff's past birthday,

I dedicate the tweeked lyrics of this song-
to her!

Well, I ain't never been the Barbie doll type
(our mama curves are way hotter!)
No, I can't swig that sweet Champagne, I'd rather drink beer all night
(or root beer, or ice yah!)
In a tavern or in a honky tonk or on a four-wheel drive tailgate
(karaoking of course)
I've got posters on my wall of Skynyrd, Kid and Strait
(or our strapping hubbies Chris and Shawn)
Some people look down on me, but I don't give a rip
(word to your mother)
I'll stand barefooted in my own front yard with a baby on my hip
(been there, done that)
'cause I'm a redneck (redhead) woman
(yes, aren't we all)
I ain't no high class broad
(hey, i only eat where i can get free refills)
I'm just a product of my raising
(true dat boo)
I say, 'hey ya'll' and 'yee-haw'
(don't forget "oh my heck")
And I keep my Christmas lights on
On my front porch all year long
(it's year round festiveness)
And I know all the words to every Charlie Daniels song
(who's charlie daniel's?, how about sarah mclachlan)
So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country
(does is get more country than Tooele or IF?)
Let me get a big 'heck yeah' from the redneck (redhead) girls like me,
(heck yeah)
Victoria's Secret, well their stuff's real nice
(who needs it)
But I can buy the same dang thing on a Wal-Mart shelf half price
(just don't let dad know you went there)
And still look sexy, just as sexy as those models on TV
(dude, we eat...and proud of it)
I don't need no designer tag to make my man want me
(just a smile)
Well, you might think I'm trashy, a little too hardcore
But in my neck of the woods I'm just the girl next door
(yeah, the HOT girl next door!)

You're a redhead woman!!

I can't wait to live in your neck of the woods-
together we'll turn that town upside down!