while channel surfing last night on my last ounce of sanity
i came across the show "scariest places on earth" on the
travel channel. Zelda Rubinstein is the narrator of the show...
and you know what totally creeps me out?
when she talks.
she could say something as innocent and cheerful as
"mary had a little lamb whose fleece was white as snow."
and i would still get chills and look over my shoulder for a ghost.
i know you feel me...
right now you can hear her voice in your head saying
"now let's go get your daughter".
i'm sure she's a lovely woman in real life,
but those scary movies she was in from the 80's
which shall not be named have scarred me for life.
you know what else creeps me out?
sitting on the toilet and then realizing afterwards
that my kids peed on the seat.
and
house appraisals.
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