dude.
no rabid teenagers here.
i mean really,
in our city?
i appreciate your inquiry and concern,
so here are some more detailed pictures for your files.
this is some carnage from a dog bed,
one of my dying plants,
and some hose remains,
that this mystery creature scattered in our yard,
all covered with dog hair.
below is a collection of decapitated hose
that upon close examination has animal teeth markings.
i rounded it all up for shear visual drama-
impressive,
yes.
this is the gutter twisted sideways
from trying to pry off the black spouty run off part.
also,
i failed to mention that my neighbors dog is in heat-
that explains a little of his "frustration",
but why in my yard?
does he know that i also...
too much information.
something just dawned on me,
oh my heck,
it's edward,
he's on the prowl.
poor little vampire man.
well this is one mormon housewife that is not taking the bait.
move on pastey.
