chuck e. cheese is class

oliver- "mom, do you know where chuck e. cheese's is at?

mom- "it's REALLY far away." pause "why, do you want to go there?"

oliver-"it’s for teaching kids manners and i haven’t learned my manners yet!"

oliver-"it's where you get really happy and we don't be mean and stuff."

mom- (in her head- not exactly son, it's where YOU are happy for about ten minutes until i tell you i'm not buying any more tokens, and I overpay for you to eat crappy pizza and play in a germ covered ball pit."